Inside Thoughts~old favorite

My viewpoint as I walk in house at 3:15p.m. today~BBB was lying on the couch acting lethargic with MTV blaring.

BBB thinking~So nice to lie on couch w/o mom around. Darn. They're home. Maybe if I pretend I don't see them or answer them, they will not notice me.

My thoughts~get off my couch you brat. He's using selective hearing again. I detest when he does that. Get your freaking size 11 feet off my leather couch!

BBB~HA! It's worked. I can see Mom's lips moving but I cannot hear anything. Oh wait, Dad just said to get my feet off the couch.

Me~Grrrrrrr. Rolling my eyes towards heaven knowing, just knowing, my mom's up there laughing her ass off. So not funny right now mom! I know I deserve it, but not now!

BBB~la la la la. I'm just lying on the couch listening to bad music and watching the MTV dance off. tra lal la.

Me~If I go push the 70 inch kid off the couch will he make a dent and will he scream?

BBB~snicker. The mom looks annoyed. I like that. Here I am on her couch, drinking her coke, watching her tv........I think it's time to go upstairs.

He gets up, doesn't say a word and walks upstairs.

Me~maybe I should take 10 xanax and I won't even know who is in the room or what they are watching. There's a plan.............oh my couch is open. I'm good